So all the hype in the MP3 player
world is ipod this, ipod that. Fuck that. Number one we must
identify what a "MP3" player is defined as. Well I belive by
the name of the product, it would necessitate that it plays MP3's. Ergo,
an ipod is not an MP3 player, so Steve Blowjobs can suck it. The only format
that an ipod plays is AAC ...but wait it gets better. It only plays
apple's "AAC Apple" format. So pretty much an ipod can play
nothing that the music industry or people in the real world use as digital
music formats.

I always hate being the bearer of bad news, but sometimes it just can't be helped. There is a scam out there, being perpetrated all across America, every single day. If you personally haven't been a victim of it, then I guarantee a family member or neighbor has been. Not only is this scam vile and twisted in its own right, but it also just so happens to attack one of the most critical and beloved of American traditions...the comics page.

Ahh, the amazing ab belt. If you've watched tv for more than 30 seconds in the past 6 months you know exactly what I'm talking about. The magic device that will give you washboard abs without lifting a finger! Sure you've got to take repeated jolts of electricity to the gut, but you don't have to lift any fingers!